PLEASE DONT BOMBARD MY STRAWPAGE GIMMICKS WITH LOSTWAVE FANFICS I SWEAR I GOT EVERYTHING ABOUT THE FANFIC AND MY TERRIBLE LOSTWAVE PAST HERE IM BEGGING YOU
for those who dont know my strawpage is full of filth from me rn because of a question someone asked me about that one beatboy fanfic i made from may 2024 IDK HOW THEY GOT THAT AND I AM SO EMBARRASSED RN IM GONNA CRY
if i told you i was 11 and 12 when i did this stuff would you believe me. ik i wish i wasnt like that
just in case i actually post the fanfic (totally raw and unpublished since 2024) here is the link to my wattpad account:
https://www.wattpad.com/user/ForksTwo
ignore the title of the doc
YES THE NAME OF THAT FANFIC WAS ACTUALLY CALLED ‘A Bravely Night with the Beatboy’ WHOEVER SENT ME THAT ON STRAWPAGE WAS RIGHT. IM CRYING HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW THIS STUFF
WHERE AND HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS THE NAME THO????? PLEASE SEND HELP WHO ARE YOU
I WAS SOME WEIRDO BACK THEN IN THE LOSTWAVE COMMUITY BUT I SWEAR IM NOT THAT TODAY I PROMISE
i stopped being like that ever since i met a few people in the lostwave community and became best friends trust (spoiler alert it was no one jk JK)
OKAY LETS START WITH THE CREEPY ASS LOSTWAVE PAST THAT I HAVE IM SO EMBARRASSED
I joined the lostwave community right after try to smile again was solved (that could be why i was so down bad for some reason)
i was getting back into pony town in 2024 because i scrolled through reddit and forgot i was in the pt subreddit (i joined pt in 2022 but i didnt play it that much until april 2024)
basically i randomly saw a reddit r/ponytown post which made me go back to playing pt
since ekt got solved and it went viral as it did when it was still lost i made a carl92 skin and went around the map seeing if people get the reference
(this was also the time i made the forkstoe skin, not to be confused with the original 4x2 which i made the oc in 2021)
rip old carl92 skin i turned him into something
i have more screenshots from my other device but this is what yall get for now
since ekt was still viral that time i wanted to troll the lostwave community by making a carl92 fangirl channel called “Christina loves Carl92” (the channel is still up and heres the link) and i would wanna be posted in r/lostwavecirclejerk or something lostwave on the internet because of it
Like i would make a troll reddit account too to post on lostwave subreddits without any shame
i tried to build up the courage to run the channel because OF A CARL92 CHARACTER AI????? I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THAT UNTIL I SAW ON THE LOSTWAVE’S FINEST WIKI
(obviously i had an argument with it by calling bro a freaky gooner AND SOMEHOW IT GOT FREAKY IM NOT KIDDING AND I NEVER USED C.AI AGAIN BECASUE I WAS SO TRAUMATIZED IM SO GLAD THO)
sadly i gave up on the carl92 fangirl channel and idk what to do with it now
send me an idea on how i should revive the channel make sure to keep this secret between us because that had so much wasted potential :(
Okay NOW with the beatboy fanfic i wrote on wattpad. i already leaked some of it on my strawpage and i put a youtube link of a video showing a recording from 2024 of me reading it
(no really thats actually my voice)
HERES THE LINK IF YOU DONT WANNA SCROLL 40 HOURS DOWN MY STRAWPAGE
HERE ARE A FEW SCREENSHOTS FROM THE THING PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU
(ignore the bottom of this image i didnt write anything in that chapter i swear)
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FREAKY CARL92 CORE AHH FANFIC WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME IM SO GLAD I NEVER GOT TO THE FREAKY CARL92 PART
(i forgot it was from may 2024 dont mind the june/july thing)
THIS WAS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DESCRIPTION IDK WHY I WROTE THAT
So basically look at the down bad comments of the B.Boy Rap video made by MixtapeFM7 and thats probably your answer
BASICALLY THE COMMENTS OF THE VIDEO MADE ME INTO THAT OK. ITS HOW MY OLD PFP WAS BEATBOY WITH LASER EYES BUT DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT
Like i said on my strawpage i was planning on writing a damn FREAKY part and I WAS SO GLAD I NEVER DID. I WOULD BE TARGETED FOR R/LOSTWAVECIRCLEJERK IF IT EVER HAPPENED AND I WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSED RN
LITERALLY every time i was viewing a lostwave thread or something that mentioned beatboy i would take a screenshot of it. Like why WHY WHY WHY. WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH ME I AM BEING WATCHED BY THE LOSTWAVE COMMUNITY NOW BECAUSE I JUST LET THE TERRIBLE PAST SLIP OMG
r/trytosmileagain was dead and is still dead so i relied on other lostwave subreddits and specifically circlejerk. Like why
this was also the time i made a just a game fanfic. i named it “Before the End of the Rules to Play”
EVEN IF I SAID IT WAS NOT SPICY I DO NOT WANT THE LOSTWAVE COMMUNITY TO FIND OUT ABOUT ANY LOSTWAVE FANFIC I MADE
So basically like i said on my strawpage its lighter and more cheesy and third-person than whatever i wrote before the other ones
I said that it was old headcanons i made for the just a game orange man and making a cool origin story and headcanoning a whole family
Like i headcanon his dad to be the original just a gamer
Here are screenshots
(ignore the mature warning i swear it was for the gore and violence i was planning to put there that time)
Please never make a lostwave fanfic like i did (except i didnt publish any that i made)
Update September 24 2025: Back in May/April I tried to restore the Christina channel by uploading a flipaclip video like those sans fangirls from the 2010s but it backfired because someone ended up finding that video and I DELETED IT OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT OMG
THE DOC ISNT FINISHED YET GUYS IT DOESNT END HERE
I just need to remember what i did </3