Created by @Sugar_n_Spyce32 - This is a fictional project, inspired by this tweet from @deathtouchxx

“Pet People”

Human Grooming Salon & Fetish Boutique

Here at Pet People, we aim to provide human pets & all other s-types with an enjoyable grooming experience. Our services are uniquely designed to keep your pet in their place while achieving squeaky-clean results!

We strive to replicate actual animal grooming to the best of our abilities while still meeting (and exceeding!) human hygiene standards. We take pride in our work so you can take pride in your pet!

Business Hours:

Weekdays: 2pm-8pm - Last appointment call at 6pm

Weekends: 9am-7pm - Last appointment call at 5pm

(Closed holidays)

How it works:

Our Services, At-A-Glance:

Service

Price

Length

What We Do

Included for Free

Products & Tools

Bath

$20

20 min

- You choose the style: Hosedown or Bubble Bath

- Full-body scrubbing

- Face wash

- Rinse

Eye, Ear & Nose Cleaning

Shampoo, Condition & Blow Dry

Choice of cleansers (body wash, face wash, or bar soap)

Nail brush, mesh sponge, bath sponge, bathbrush, facial brush, washcloth

Eye, Ear & Nose Cleaning

$5

5 min

- Wipe eyes with warm damp cloth

- Wash outer ears & flush out wax with water

- Clean nose with wipes

None

Choice of body wash or soap (for outer ears), “boogie wipes” (for nose)

Washcloth (for eyes), ear wax removal system

Toothbrushing

$10

5 min

- Brush teeth for 2 min

- Floss

None

Choice of toothpaste (unflavored or mint), floss

Toothbrush

Shampoo, Condition & Blow Dry

$10

20 min

- Shampoo hair twice

- Rinse & apply conditioner

- Rinse fully & towel off

- Blow dry with low heat

None

Choice of pet-safe shampoo & conditioner

Comb, brush, low-temp dryer

Haircut/Trim

$15 - $20

15 to 20 min

- Haircut: more than 1” removed

- Trim: 1” or less removed/only clippers used

- Cut or trim hair

- Dry body brushing

- Styling if desired

Shampoo, Condition & Blow Dry

Various styling products

Body brush, hair clips, fine-tooth comb, slicker brush, electric clippers & guards, professional-grade scissors, shears, or texturizers

Shave

$15 - $25

10 to 60 min

- Hot towel press

- Shaves as desired, including:

- Face/Head shave

- Legs/Full Body shave

- Genitals/Anal Area shave

- Damp cloth rubdown

Moisturizing Treatment

Choice of shaving cream or shaving soap

Straight razor & accessories, safety razor, hot towels, lather bowl & brush

Moisturizing Treatment

$20

15 min

- Massage with moisturizer & grooming brush

None

Choice of locally-handmade body oil or sensitive skin lotion

Silicone grooming brush

Nail Trimming

$5

10 min

- Nail scrub

- Fingernail and/or toenail trim

- Nail filing & shaping

None

Bar soap

Nail clippers, nail file, nail brush

Nail Painting

$10

20 min

- Base coat

- Colored polish

- Top coat

Nail Trimming

Pet-safe nail polish, strengthening base coat, quick-drying top coat

Anal Expression

$20

40 min

- 2-liter soapsuds enema (2 tsp. table salt & 6 tbsp. liquid castile soap dissolved in 2L warm water)

- 2.5-liter saline enema (2.5 tsp. table salt dissolved in 2.5L warm water)

Bath

Lubricant, flushable wipes

Single-use enema kits

Milking

$25

10 min

- Milking to orgasm

- Up to two 10-minute attempts will be made

Bath

Lubricant, condoms

Magic Wand vibrator, silicone bullet vibrator, stroker, milking machine, automatic bath stroker, penetrative sex machine, or Sybian sex machine

Corrective Services, At-A-Glance:

Service

Price

What We Do

Products & Tools

Basic Immediate Behavior Correction

$15

- Light spanking

- Light restraints

- Compliance Gags

Hand spanking only

Velcro cuffs & attachments, collar, leash, grooming hook & straps, breathable ball gag, bit gag, or open-mouth cheek-spreader gag

Intensive Immediate Behavior Correction

$30

- Moderate to heavy spanking

- Mouthsoaping

- Bottom-Soaping

- Hair or Ear Pulling

- Ruined Orgasms

- Compliance Gags

- Light to moderate restraints

Hand, bathbrush, hairbrush, or paddle (for Spanking)

Bar soap (for Mouth & Bottom-Soaping), lubricant (for Ruined Orgasms)

Washcloth/toothbrush (for Mouthsoaping), velcro cuffs & attachments, collar, leash, grooming hook & straps, breathable ball gag, bit gag, or open-mouth cheek-spreader gag

Spanking

$10 - $15

- Light Spanking

- Heavy Spanking

- Genital or Face-Slapping (subject to availability)

- Dedicated time or combined with another service

Light - hand only

Heavy - hand, bathbrush, hairbrush, leather paddle, silicone paddle, or wooden paddle

Genital/Face - hand only

Mouthsoaping

$15

- Combination of toothbrushing, active washing, & having pet hold soap bar in mouth

Bar soap

Washcloth, toothbrush, sponge

Bottom-Soaping

$10

- Choose style: Reaming or Plug

- Molded bar soap lathered, pushed into anus, & held in place

- Strongly recommended Anal Expression follow-up

Bar soap (melted & remolded)

Ruined Orgasm

$10

- Milking add-on

- Choose style: Stopped stimulation, pain application, or overstimulation

Lubricant, condoms

Magic Wand vibrator, automatic milking assistants

Punishment Scrubbing

$15

- Bath add-on

- Use of harsher scrubbing implements

- Extensive focus on certain area or body part

- Light head/face dunking

Chosen Bath cleanser

Soft floor scrubbing brushes, exfoliating mitts, toothbrushes

Special Services, At-A-Glance:

Service

Price

What We Do

Products & Tools

Immobilizing Bondage

$20

- Total tie-down & immobilization for any service

Velcro cuffs & attachments, collar, leash, grooming hook & straps, posture collar, modified bondage furniture

Compliance Gags

$10

- Use of gags to force open mouth, silence, or enforce submission

Breathable ball gag, bone-shaped bit gag, or open-mouth cheek-spreader gag

Wearable Toy Cleaning

$5

- Removal & cleaning of any toys (buttplugs, chastity, etc.) worn to appointment

- Toys replaced when clean

Hospital-grade cleaning & sanitizing solutions

Suggested Service Packages: 

(These pre-arranged services include our most popular sellers, curated options, and staff favorites! You can choose from these, or purchase services a la carte)

Service

Price

Length

Services Included

Bath & Blow Dry

$40

60 min

1 hr

Bath, Eye Ear & Nose Cleaning, Shampoo, Condition, Blow Dry, and Moisturizing Treatment

S’paw Day

$50

90 min

1.5 hr

Bath, Eye Ear & Nose Cleaning, Shampoo, Condition, Blow Dry, Moisturizing Treatment, Nail Trim, and Nail Painting

Dentist Dodger

$55

60 min

1 hr

Eye Ear & Nose Cleaning, Toothbrushing, Anal Expression, Spanking, Mouthsoaping, and Compliance Gag

Classic Dog Grooming Service

$75

120 min

2 hr

Bath, Eye Ear & Nose Cleaning, Toothbrushing, Shampoo, Condition, Blow Dry, Haircut/Trim, Nail Trim, Anal Expression, and Bandana

Mane Event

$100

90 to 120 min

1.5 to 2 hr

Bath, Eye Ear & Nose Cleaning, Shampoo, Condition, Blow Dry, Haircut/Trim, Shave, and Immobilizing Bondage

Bottom’s Delight

$110

120 to 180 min

2 to 3 hr

Bath, Eye Ear & Nose Cleaning, Toothbrushing, Shampoo, Condition, Blow Dry, Moisturizing Treatment, Shave, Nail Trim, Anal Expression & Prep, and Buttplug

Deep Clean

$135

150 to 210 min

2.5 to 3.5 hr

Bath, Eye Ear & Nose Cleaning, Toothbrushing, Shampoo, Condition, Blow Dry, Moisturizing Treatment, Shave, Nail Trim, Anal Expression, and Milking

Disciplinary Action

$140

120 min

2 hr

Bath, Eye Ear & Nose Cleaning, Shampoo, Condition, Blow Dry, Anal Expression, Basic Immediate Behavior Correction, Spanking, Mouthsoaping, Bottom-Soaping, Punishment Scrubbing, Ruined Orgasm, Compliance Gag, and Buttplug

Routine Maintenance

$160

150 to 210 min

2.5 to 3.5 hr

Bath, Eye Ear & Nose Cleaning, Toothbrushing, Shampoo, Condition, Blow Dry, Shave, Moisturizing Treatment, Nail Trim, Anal Expression & Prep, Milking, Spanking, and Buttplug

The Little Extras: (These are optional goodies we can include at the end of your service, just for fun!)

Assuming every grooming service is ordered, the services will be performed in the following order:

Service Discounts:

Our Facility:

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Ready to make an appointment? Apply HERE!