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“Pet People”

Human Grooming Salon & Fetish Boutique

Here at Pet People, we aim to provide human pets & all other s-types with an enjoyable grooming experience. Our services are uniquely designed to keep your pet in their place while achieving squeaky-clean results!

We strive to replicate actual animal grooming to the best of our abilities while still meeting (and exceeding!) human hygiene standards. We take pride in our work so you can take pride in your pet!

Business Hours:

Weekdays: 2pm-8pm - Last appointment call at 6pm

Weekends: 9am-7pm - Last appointment call at 5pm

(Closed holidays)

How it works:

• Make an appointment or walk in! Everything begins with either an appointment (made online or by phone), or a walk-in visit. We welcome D-types and s-types of every gender, race, ability, and breed - no matter what you identify as, we’re happy to serve you!
• Select your services! From the moment you walk in, we’re prepared to take your pet to our holding kennels if you want to discuss services without giving away any surprises! Or, your pet can stay by your side and participate in the discussion at your will. D-types can feel free to take their time browsing through our menu of services (see below), and our staff will walk you through the registration and make sure we get all the details we need before confirming. If you want to make any special requests, now is the time!
• Shop while we work our magic! When we’ve got everything we need, D-types are welcome to hang out in our waiting area, browse our shop, watch the services from our Voyeur Room, or even leave and come back later! We’ll call or text you when your pet is ready for pickup.
• Meanwhile… Your pet will be led to our Changing Room to strip down & store their street clothing before heading to the Kennel Room to relax in one of our roomy kennels until their groomer is ready for their appointment. Then it’s off to the tub! Depending on the services you choose, appointments can last anywhere from 30 minutes to 4 hours in length. Your pet will receive treatment & attention from multiple staff members during their visit.
• Time for pickup! Once your pet is squeaky-clean and looking dapper, they head back to the Kennel Room while we wait for you to arrive. Visit the front desk one more time to sign them out, and they’ll be led back to the Changing Room to redress before being returned to you, along with a complimentary behavior report card & any requested photos taken during the appointment. Payment is due on completion of service.

Our Services, At-A-Glance:

• Bath: Rub-a-dub-dub! We offer two Bath styles to choose from - hosedown or bubble bath. Hosedown baths mimic the modern dog grooming experience, similar to a seated shower (we even use real dog grooming tubs!) Bubble baths include a nice soak in our custom-made jetted tubs and lots of fluffy bubbles! With either style, your pet will receive a full-body scrub with your choice of soap, face washing, and finishing rinse. All Baths include a complimentary Eye Ear & Nose Cleaning, Shampoo, Condition, and Blow Dry.

• Eye, Ear & Nose Cleaning: We find these spots sometimes need a little extra attention to help pets keep them clean. For eyes, we wipe them gently with a warm wet washcloth. For ears, we soap up the outer ear (and behind them, of course!), then flush the ear canal with a medical-grade wax removal system, which uses warm water and gentle pressure to remove wax buildup. For the nose, we do some gentle cleaning with a childrens’ “boogie wipe.”

• Toothbrushing: We love our pets, but not everyone loves pet breath - and that’s where we come in! We’ll brush your pet’s teeth thoroughly for at least two minutes. Choose from a non-foaming, unflavored toothpaste for an authentic pet grooming experience, or a traditional mint toothpaste for a more human-friendly brushing. After a brush and a rinse, your pet’s teeth will also be flossed.

• Shampoo, Condition & Blow Dry: No matter what texture your pet’s mane takes, we’ll take the time to make sure it’s clean, soft, and perfect for petting! You can choose from several shampoo and conditioner formulations, suitable for different hair types - our staff are happy to make recommendations! Your pet’s mane will get the full “lather, rinse & repeat” treatment, followed by a generous coat of conditioner combed through & a final rinse. Then it’s off to the low-temp hose-drying tables to blow away the last of the water and leave your pet fresh, clean, and soft!

• Haircut/Trim: A grooming staple - if your pet’s mane is due for some maintenance, let us be the ones to tame it! We define a Haircut as any cut taking off more than 1” of length & primarily done with scissors or shears, and a Trim as any cut taking less than 1” of length or a cut done with electric clippers. Let us know whether you want to pick the style or let your pet choose, and we’ll provide whatever cut your heart desires! When the cut is finished, we like to follow up with a nice brushing with a dry body brush to remove any clippings and gently exfoliate your pet, and then it’s time to wash the remaining clippings out. After their mane is clean and dry, we’ll also brush and style it as instructed. All Haircuts & Trims include a complimentary Shampoo, Condition & Blow Dry, which can be skipped if desired.

• Shave: If you prefer your pets hairless, then a Shave may be exactly what they need! Our trained staff are adept at using both straight razors and safety razors to shave anywhere on the body. You can request a shaved face, shaved legs, shaved genitals/anal area, a full-body shave, or customize it entirely! Chest, happy trail, eyebrows, feet - from the top of the head to the tips of the toes, there’s no body hair we can’t remove! All Shaves include a complimentary Moisturizing Treatment, which can be skipped if desired.

• Moisturizing Treatment: After a good scrub in the tub, we’d hate for your pet’s skin to lose its moisture and softness. We’ll get them on the grooming table for a nice long rubdown with your preferred moisturizer. Choose between our special blend of light, fast-absorbing body oil, or hypoallergenic lotion. With a soft silicone grooming brush, we’ll give your pet’s “coat” a good brushing and make sure all the moisture gets worked in. This treatment is one of our clients’ favorites - pets love the massage, and their owners love how soft and touchable it leaves them!

• Nail Trimming: It’s important to keep your pet’s claws neatly trimmed and shaped, and we’re here to help! We can trim fingernails, toenails, or both for your pet and file them to your or your pet’s desired shape, as sharp or as short as desired. We are not able to remove or apply new false nails or acrylics, but we are able to file & shape existing ones. We’ll also take the time to scrub beneath their nails & remove any dirt or grime.

• Nail Painting: It wouldn’t be a true s’paw day for your pet without some nail polish! After trimming and shaping, we’ll give your pet’s nails a strengthening base coat, then a few layers of pet-safe nail polish in a fun color of your choice, all sealed in with a quick-dry top coat. All Nail Painting includes a complimentary Nail Trim, which can be skipped if desired.

• Anal Expression & Prep: Typically, dog groomers will express a dog’s anal glands as part of their service - this keeps the animals comfortable and empty, and can cut down on smells and messes at home. While our human pets don’t have anal glands to express, we do have a similar process that will leave them feeling just as fresh and clean. Your pet will receive a 2-liter saline-and-soapsuds enema, retain it for ten minutes, and expel in a supervised restroom. We follow up with a rinse enema - 2.5 liters of saline, with minimal retention. All Anal Expressions include a complimentary Bath, which can be skipped if desired (but it’s strongly recommended!)

• We also offer additional Anal Prep services, in which our skilled staff will take approximately 10 minutes after the expression to help your pet get used to touch and penetration of the area, or to help them relax and loosen up for any plans you have later in the day. We recommend adding a Buttplug to this service as the perfect finishing touch!

• Milking: Our milkings focus on the objective of bringing your pet to orgasm & getting them to release as much built-up fluid as possible. This has many benefits - it flushes & cleans the pet’s system, keeps them in their best working condition, and many owners find that their pets are better-behaved after being thoroughly milked. For pets with penises: condoms will be applied, and staff will vigorously stimulate the shaft while rubbing and polishing the glans. If your pet has a prostate, we’ll stimulate that as well to help provide the fullest volume of release possible. For pets with clitorises and/or vaginas: we’ll vigorously stimulate until orgasm is reached. For any pet, we can also provide additional anal stimulation at your request. Also, ask about our automatic milking assistants! All Milkings include a complimentary follow-up Bath, which can be skipped if desired.

• Disclaimer: If orgasm cannot be achieved within ten minutes of milking, staff will stop and continue on with other services, then try again later. If orgasm cannot be achieved, we will stop the service and inform you at pickup time. Unfortunately, we are not able to guarantee that orgasm will be achieved. Once at least two full 10-minute attempts are made by our staff, we must consider this a completed service and will not be able to provide a refund.

Corrective Services, At-A-Glance:

• Basic Immediate Behavior Correction: For curbing bad behavior while it’s happening. This package is perfect for shutting down light bratting, inappropriate touching, or any other behaviors you’d like us to monitor. To correct behaviors as they come up, staff are cleared for light spanking (hands only) and use of light restraints & gags as needed.

• Intensive Immediate Behavior Correction: For curbing bad behavior while it’s happening. This package is for the particularly bratty pets out there - if you expect them to splash, swear, and squirm, you might consider this upgrade. To correct behaviors as they come up, staff are cleared for moderate to heavy spanking (hands or implements), mouthsoaping, bottom-soaping/soap figging, hair- or ear-pulling, ruined orgasms, and use of compliance gags and light to moderate restraints as needed.

• Spanking: A true classic for correcting naughty pets! We offer several different types and styles that you can select. We’ll also ask if you’d prefer dedicated time set aside for corrective spanking, or if you want us to scatter it in as we go.

• Light: No implements will be used - hands only. Light to medium impact - enough to turn your pet pink, but not enough to bruise.
• Heavy: Implements or hands may be used - see below. Medium to heavy impact - your pet will turn red and may welt up or bruise.

• Hand
• Bathbrush (plastic, lightweight)
• Hairbrush (plastic or polished wood, medium-weight)
• Finished leather paddle (lightweight)
• Silicone rubber paddle (medium-weight)
• Polished wood paddle (heavyweight)

• Genitals/Face: No implements will be used - hands only. Light to medium impact - definitely enough to be painful, but only within reason. Staff will monitor your pet to gauge how far to go, so we welcome your input & experience in order to help us know what to watch for. Not all staff members are comfortable performing this service - please inquire about availability when you make your appointment.

• Mouthsoaping: This age-old punishment is surprisingly effective for most pets, especially if they’re one that enjoys being spanked. Take the fun out of being naughty with a mouthsoaping, in which staff will make sure their entire mouth is thoroughly lathered up before giving them a good rinse. Staff can also grab a toothbrush for a particularly deep clean, and may instruct your pet to hold the bar in their mouth for a length of time. Mouthsoapings can last anywhere from ten seconds to ten minutes, at your discretion - let our staff know where to draw the line, and we’ll make sure your pet is blowing bubbles by the end of the day!

• Bottom-Soaping: Also called “soap figging” or “soapsticks,” bottom-soaping is an intense punishment that’s deceptively simple. It involves the insertion of bar soap into the anus and rectum, which causes a stinging/burning sensation with no lasting effects. We offer it in two styles: reaming, which involves pushing a wet soap plug into your pet’s hole and scrubbing, or plugging, where your pet will hold the plug for a set length of time. Bottom-soaping is typically performed prior to Anal Expressions so the soap can be washed out, and because bottom-soaping can have an intense purgative effect similar to enemas. We strongly recommend pairing this correction with an Anal Expression service.

• Ruined Orgasm: For friskier pets, a milking that ends in a ruined orgasm can be an effective punishment and deterrent of inappropriate behavior. Ruined orgasms can be given to pets of any sex, using either our sanitized house tools or toys you provide. We can perform a few different versions of this correction: immediate Stopped Stimulation, Pain Application, or Overstimulation. *This correction is an add-on to a Milking service.

• Punishment Scrubbing: If your naughty pet could use some additional cleaning & correction, you can leave it to us! Punishment scrubbings turn bathtime up to 11, and can include the use of harsher scrubbing implements, extensive focus on a certain area or body part, and light head/face dunking. Pairs very well with Mouthsoaping & Bottom-Soaping corrections! *This correction is an add-on to a Bath service.

Special Services, At-A-Glance:

• Immobilizing Bondage: Got a squirmy or wiggly pet? Expecting a rough behavior report? There’s good news - strictly tying down naughty pets has a wonderful impact on their behavior! By adding Immobilizing Bondage to your pet’s appointment, you can rest assured that we’ll keep them still enough for a proper grooming. We have developed strict but safe binding procedures for each one of our services, and with your permission will put them to use preemptively. Our bondage rigs use quick-release ratchet straps and do not bind over joints or major veins & arteries for your pet’s safety, and even the most enthusiastic wigglers will be held still throughout their services. Between services & while your pet is being moved between grooming stations, they’ll be collared, leashed, and cuffed if needed to keep them under control. We can even secure their limbs to the sides of their kennel at your request. All stations and types of bondage are optional, so please speak to staff to negotiate exact details prior to your pet’s appointment.

• Compliance Gags: If you’ve ordered any oral hygiene services, or if your pet tends to get mouthy, bitey, aggressive, or shy, you may want to consider adding a Compliance Gag to your pet’s appointment. We offer a few different styles of gags to either keep mouths open, or keep them full and occupied while our staff accomplishes their goals. There’s no shame in muzzling, after all - at least, not for the owner. Choose (or let staff choose) from: a classic silicone breathable ball gag, a bone-shaped bit gag, or an open-mouth cheek-spreader gag

• Wearable Toy Cleaning: If your pet arrives with a buttplug or chastity device, we’ll ask permission to remove these devices to more thoroughly and accurately wash your pet. While the toys are off, we’ll clean & sanitize them so they return to you just as spotless as the pet wearing them! You are also welcome to decline this option, as our experienced staff can work around toys.

Suggested Service Packages: 

(These pre-arranged services include our most popular sellers, curated options, and staff favorites! You can choose from these, or purchase services a la carte)

The Little Extras: (These are optional goodies we can include at the end of your service, just for fun!)

• Scent Mist (Complimentary): If desired, we’ll finish your pet’s groom with a spritz of pet-safe cologne. Choose from our wide selection of scents, or leave it up to us!
• Photos (Complimentary): If requested, we’ll take photos throughout your pet’s services & deliver them to you digitally (encrypted) after your appointment. We immediately erase all photos after sending them unless specifically asked otherwise. We can also pose your pet in front of a backdrop for a mini photo shoot at the end of their groom!
• Behavior Report Card (Complimentary): If desired, we’ll keep notes on your pet’s behavior throughout their appointment & deliver you a short “report card” describing their behavior during their appointment, including any discipline dealt. Highly recommended for appointments including Immediate Behavior Corrections.
• $1 - Hairbow (Assorted): Our adorable hairbows are lovingly handmade and come in a variety of sizes and colors. Give us a color or theme to work with, & our staff will pick one out for your pet’s mane!
• $2- Bandana (Choice of assorted colors & designs): To be tied around your pet’s neck, or anywhere else you desire - perfect for flagging!
• $4 - Diaper (Assorted ABU designs): If your pet can get a little leaky, this will protect your car seats on the way home (especially helpful after anal expressions!)
• $10 - Buttplug (Small black silicone plug w/ assorted color jewel): Everyone loves new jewelry!
• $15 - T-shirt (XS-4XL): Choose from two logo tee designs: “I Got Groomed at Pet People Salon” or “I’m a Pet Person!”

Assuming every grooming service is ordered, the services will be performed in the following order:

• Ongoing Behavior Corrections (throughout services, from beginning to end)
• Kennel until groomer is ready
• Toothbrushing/Mouthsoaping
• Haircut/Trim
• Shave (Face/Head, then Legs/Full Body, then Genitals/Anal Area)
• Bottom-Soaping
• Anal Expression
• Additional Anal Prep
• Bath/Punishment Scrubbing
• Shampoo
• Condition
• Eye, Ear & Nose Cleaning
• Spanking (default if not specified)
• Blow Dry
• Moisturizing Treatment
• Milking/Ruined Orgasm (default if not specified)
• Nail Trimming
• Nail Painting
• All the little extras (Buttplug, Diaper, etc.)
• Photo shoot, if requested
• Kennel time until pickup

Service Discounts:

• Service Schedule Plans - Talk to staff about booking a regular time slot every few weeks or months, and save 10% on those services!
• Punch card - Ask for one, and get 30% your 6th visit with a fully-punched card!

Our Facility:

• Boutique: A sizable fetish & merchandise store. Sells a variety of handcrafted fetish gear, luxury sex toys, safer sex supplies, and petplay accessories, along with logo-printed merch.
• Waiting Area: A small waiting area with five chairs. A small tv is set up in an upper-wall corner, usually set to sports. There are also some coffee tables with various lifestyle magazines & fetish periodicals.
• Voyeur Room: A tiny room, with standing room for only about 3 people. A one-way mirror allows voyeurs to see through into two different service cubicles - the Bath & General Grooming cubicles. Lubricant, lotion, condoms, gloves, and tissues are provided, along with a small, low sink for depositing loads and handwashing - guests are strongly encouraged to wear condoms & keep the space clean. The room is inspected periodically by front-of-house staff for glaring messes, and anyone caught making a mess of the space is blacklisted from the room. The door locks so no one can get in without a key (but guests can still get out at any time), and permission must be obtained from staff to enter the room. Recording devices must be left at the desk before one can enter, and anyone caught disobeying is banned from the establishment. The Voyeur Room is only open during certain hours and certain days of the week, so that those who want to receive services & not be watched can do so comfortably.
• Changing Room: A small space for pets to change out of their street clothes. Lockers are provided for storage.
• Kennel Room: A long space with six 48-inch kennels & two 52-inch kennels lined up against the walls. The floor pans of the kennels are lined with reusable puppy pads that are replaced between each pet. Although each kennel has an attached clipboard to hold a profile sheet with directions & important details, each kennel also has a dry-erase name plate on the front to write the pet’s name for easy identification. Collars and leashes are also hung from the kennel grates. In the very back of the room is a tiny photo studio with a cute custom-made backdrop & camera tripod for taking cute portraits of pets for their behavior report cards if their owners request it. The room also has shelves with baskets of treats, bandanas, t-shirts, hair clips & bows, and plain water-resistant collars.
• Grooming Floor: A broad space that is sectioned off into cubicles for various services.

• Baths (The second-largest cubicle; contains 4 tubs - two professional dog grooming washtubs, raised slightly off the ground, and two custom-made soaking tubs, slightly deeper and more squared than a typical bathtub. Also houses shelves with shampoo, conditioner, body wash, soaps, towels, and other bathing tools, a laundry bin for used towels & washcloths, and a “Sanitization Station,” where tools in need of cleaning & sanitizing are collected)
• Haircuts & Toothbrushing (A medium-sized cubicle with 2 identical rigs - essentially, vertical stocks with integrated posture collars that hold pets’ heads still for haircutting & toothbrushing. A small sink swings under the pet’s chin for easy spitting and drool-catching, while a plexiglass panel in the back helps catch any hair clippings for easy collection & disposal. Also includes shelves & benches for supplies, a laundry bin, and a “Sanitization Station”)
• Anal Expressions & Prep (A medium-sized cubicle located in a corner of the space, housing 2 identical benches. Similar to spanking benches, pets are strapped down on their hands and knees, with their hips placed above their shoulders to put them on an incline. Troughs below their faces catch any drool or tears that fall, and “splash guards” are swung behind once a pet is holding the nozzle to protect against accidents and also hold the enema nozzle in place. When the enema & retention are finished, the pet is released & led to one of the two odor-controlled bathrooms in the corner to expel (though the doors are transparent and do not lock, so the pet won’t get much privacy). This cubicle also has a traditional medical bench with stirrups and similar binds (in case a pet finds it easier to take their enema on their back), a shelf & cabinet for towels & supplies, a sink for prepping enemas & washing hands, a laundry bin & biohazard disposal bin for used enema supplies, and a “Sanitization Station”)
• Blow Dry (A small cubicle with 2 padded grooming tables, complete with grooming hooks. In-wall hose blow dryers are installed, able to stretch anywhere a groomer needs them to go. The cubicle also contains a shelf for extra towels and a laundry bin)
• General Grooming (The largest cubicle, this space houses 6 padded grooming tables with grooming hooks & restraint points. This space is used for most of the services - Nail trimming & painting, hairstyling, shaving, moisturizing, and milking. 3 portable sinks-on-wheels can be moved around the room freely as needed, as well as a single portable milking machine on wheels. Power outlets on the floor run electricity to power strips attached to the legs of the tables, allowing electric clippers & vibrators to be plugged in. Each station has its own small trash can & laundry bin. There’s also several shelves with a wide variety of tools & products, and a large “Sanitization Station”)
• Sanitization (a medium-sized cubicle with space for laundry bags & “Sanitization Station” bins to be collected. The area contains a very large commercial kitchen sink & drainboard, a large folding table for storage & organizing, and an industrial-sized washer & dryer)

• Store Rooms, Staff Offices & Break Room: There are 3 separate storage rooms in the building - one large enough to walk into, one closet-sized, and one for boutique floor backstock. There are 2 staff offices - one for the manager on duty, and one for the business owner - and one break room for staff that includes comfy seating, tables & chairs, a kitchenette with a sink, microwave and full-sized fridge, and plenty of snacks provided by management.
• Aftercare Room: A small, comfortable room (converted staff office) for aftercare, should a pet need to be removed from the environment. The room is designed to be low sensory input & calming, with low lighting, snacks, drinks, an optional stereo for music, a soft couch with plenty of warm blankets, and Huggy - a giant teddy bear, perfect for snuggling & giving comfort.
• Restrooms: There is one pair of gender-neutral restrooms located in the hallway between the staff offices & the boutique floor, for both staff and public use. Any pets needing the restroom are led to the stalls in the Anal Expression cubicle, or else told to go on a puppy pad.

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